Five minutes and a crowbar, and his skull should be a thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle.

Moment I read he’s from Alabama I knew he was one of the “good Christian” types who’ll say things like “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”

The complaint said Crawford admitted that the messages indicated the daughter was 12, but that he found it hard to believe and showed up to see if it was true. If it was, Crawford said, he wouldn’t have gone through with underage sex.

The Cassini probe was crashed into Saturn to prevent any possible contamination of Saturn’s moons, but yeah, keep pontificating from your armchair.

Oh, come on, the Roadster has about as much of a chance for hitting a planet as a Mustang does for avoiding a crowd at Cars And Coffee.

Some time in the distant future...

And that is literally the worst thing that is going to happen to him: he won’t be re-elected. Meanwhile he’ll have stolen half the country.

Not only is the death penalty deeply immoral on a basic level

We are just going to let this asshole trample every goddamn law that he wants?

Universal means something different to a lot of people.

It would be comical, how badly *45 spells and grammars when he rage tweets, if it weren’t such a stark reminder of that which we had such a short time ago.

“I appoof of thes Tweets.”

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Bepsy DeVo
Seccratery of Edumacation

You are statistically more likely to die by gunshot than anyone who does not own a gun. CONGRATULATIONS!

“Remember, when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away.”

In most crimes only minutes count. This argument’s been debunked six ways from sunday, yet you 13-year-old nerds insist on repeating it.

I had a friend whose house was burgled by crack fiends. You know what saved his life? Ducking under the bed, and…

The movie you live in sounds terrible.

Should I consider myself lucky that I haven’t seen any of movies.

I own several guns and I have fired them. I also think guns are cool. But I am very confident that if armed people break into my house that my guns are highly unlikely to help me.

You seem so badass dude.  Tell me more about your how scared you are that you need to own a bunch of guns.

AMC put this trailer in front of Black Panther and I have never seen an audience turn so hostile so quickly

They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.