Hey, Trump, thanks for rocketing Toronto to near the top of the list for the new amazon HQ because that is what you just did.

All I can EVER say to GRRM is GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET AND GIVE US THE WINDS OF FUCKING WINTER PLZ K THX.

“So I am going to step back from blogging ... for a while, till I get a few of these monkeys off my back,”

My grandma had 5 daughters. And, my grandpa loved to tell everyone how people would ask every time she got pregnant if they were trying for a boy, and he’d say no. Then, another girl would be born and he’d be told “guess you have to try again”. He was always very clear that he was very happy to have his daughters, and…

Soooooooooo, get out and vote in the midterms.

Turns out democracy isn’t at all like they told you in school.

Republicans.

Stephen Ross: Stand up or get fired you goddamn Dolphins!

A lot of people think the Hatch Act was named for Senator Orrin Hatch, but it was actually passed in 1939 — so technically when Orrin was a Representative, not a Senator.

Yeah. However, Namibia, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganada, South Africa and a few other African countries - as well as Thailand, Laos, Cambodia - take their CITES responsibilities really seriously. Americans may be able to hunt elephants again (which is bad enough on its own) but they won’t be able to import any part of the…

You make it seem like these people will face any sort of action over these violations.

Who’d have thought having ethics and respecting the law would be so hard?

In America, troops fight for our freedoms...that if you dare actually use, you will be severely punished for doing so because it does not respect the valid work those troops do for your freedoms.

At least, I think that’s what standing for the national anthem means.

That’d be ideal. I’d be stoked if people knew how it worked. Men, stop blaming women for the sex of your child. Technically, you did that shit.

calling it “unpatriotic” …

My god. Throw the whole school away.

You have to be a real sick fuck where you have “rebel barracks” and a confederate flag on a mural, but those aren’t even the most disgusting part. Holy shitting Christ.

I’ve started referring to Southern evangelical Christianity as “slaveholder religion” since reading this article:

Because in the South, lynching represents wholesome, family, Christian values.

Jennifer Lawrence is at the same point in her career that Anne Hathaway was 10 years ago or Sandra Bullock was before her. Everyone loved her intensely and briefly, then they started hating her because we can’t like women who are too successful for too long, especially if they are nearing 30. Any failure is magnified…