Shorter version: “None of this is my fault, I knew nothing about anything, and shame on you mean heathens for implying otherwise.”

Nearly half of whites think Trump is racist. Slightly over half of whites think that the only real racism is people pointing out racism.

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

Though Trump has yet to respond to these findings, it’s safe to say that he maintains that he is “the least racist person.”

No, they’re saying during the time of the convention when tens of thousands of gun owners are away from home, the number of accidents go down. The number of accidents don’t stay down.

Fuck it, let’s make the NRA convention 365 days a year.

Wait, they don’t allow members to carry guns into the convention? WTF. Yes to schools, but no to a building full of gun owners?

Folks, the Twitter - it is good

Lotta people are talking about it. The best people. I heard one was like, really smart. A Very Stable Genius, even

Ah Dana....

Who’da thunk? (besides any human being capable of rational thought of course.)

Russia is straight up trolling the US. All I have to say is...

That’s right. As Jesus said on two seperate occasions:

Does anyone think Trump knows what the Fourth Amendment says?

“Listen. I absolutely, categorically said ‘X.’” - Trump

Trump is reportedly referring to Attorney General Jeff Sessions as “Mr. Magoo” behind the scenes

What the fuck did people think a bunch of pampered oligarchs would do with their taxpayer money? Yall put a bunch of pedophiles in charge of the day care. You can’t be surprised when they fuck us in the ass.

We are all friends here, so we all admit that we have yelled like the driver at least once in our lives when justice was swiftly served.

Yielding?