Used to be the only believer in my family: between ages four and eleven. My parents grew weary of dropping me off at the church in the middle of town. Went to a neighborhood Bible School instead (less warm and inviting; more emphasis on doctrine and blood).

No. Remember Martin Sheen’s character in The Dead Zone? That’s how Cap’n Bone Spurs would act. Use the nearest toddler as a human shield.

Why is everyone so averse to crossfire in schools?

Isn’t he the guy who dodged the draft 5 times so that he didn’t have to carry a weapon and represent the country he so deeply loves (now)?

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

Just look up his post history. You are conversing with one of the dumbest people on the planet.

Hold my beer.

came back to life after being dead for three days

As a Christian, through and through, I get pretty upset about political evangelists, and tele-evangelists in general. Carpet-baggers, the lot of them. No wonder they love Trump.

It’s funny, because most Evangelicals I’ve ever met know nothing about Biblical history, the very conscious and deliberate construction process, ecumenical councils throughout time (and their effects), the apocryphal texts, etc.

You’re my new favorite.

Please note that all of the “christian leaders” that are referenced in Brody’s article are ones that became wealthy by conning their followers and selling salvation for money. Trump fits right in with these men.

EMP, anyone?

I grew up Evangelical. You need to be a complete moron to buy into this idiot faith. That every single word in a book full of dead dudes coming back to life, lepers being healed, blind people be given their sight and a slew of other patent impossibilities are FACTS. (Forget the whole 6,000 year old Earth). To accept…

Came here to post this. Not disappointed you beat me to it.

I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that a group of people that believes in biblical infallibility could be so easily misled.

There’s a sucker born again every minute.