I haven’t cut him out of my life completely, but our relationship is strained to say the least. I got a Trumper cousin who I’m happy never to talk to again. 

Unreal. It’s as if they don’t even want to try to hide their ineptitude. They can’t even do cartoon level villainy right.

Wow!

Or, *literal* child rapist: https://triad-city-beat.com/conservative-activist-couple-greensboro-portrayed-trump-dating-site/

I figured that this was the perfect time to take my catfishing accounts out for a test drive so I can sign them up for endless emails from Organizing For America and the DNC.

And the ammo. Without the ammo, the guns are ineffective clubs.

Farmers don’t you need to do their work for them.

Heyy I met my wife on there and she makes 500 dollars a day just responding to posts on the internet!

I don’t know what’s less surprising - that they don’t allow gay people, or that those were the two best-looking cover models they could find.

In my mothers vain attempt to save my soul, I can attest to the fact that there are plenty of young, single ladies who would have voted for Trump in an instant based on militant pro-life stances. At least there were 15 years ago, when I was single.

Trump supporters always seem to complain that other people think of them as being unsophicated, uneducated and generally not very smart. This is another case of the evidence speaks for itself.

“Hot4Ivanka, who is hot for Ivanka”.

Match found. The one and only 5.56×45mm NATO cartridge.

That dude in the header image has definitely gotten into multiple fights at slow-pitch softball tournaments.

I like long walks on the beach. To make sure no immigrants come in.

I can’t even tell any more, man.

A much classier alternative to OKKKCupid

Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

So there will be 98% men and 2% men pretending to be women signed up to this thing, right?

That’s cool. Put all the worst people on one site, save the other dating sites for us non racists.