Bros were prank icing each other all the way back in 85?

I’m sure the meat doesn’t sit out for days, that would be a USDA violation that would be caught quickly at a major chain like Subway, but I agree with your other points.

So I got home late, read this article, and turned the game on about 9:45pm and, uh, this article did not age well! (Except the “ever-cursed Lions” yeesh. 48-17 going into the 4th?! AGAINST THE JETS?)

I think you are on cocaine or have a TBI from eating too much Pequod’s.

So don’t watch.

Call your coach, not the cops. He’ll call the cops that are in his pocket.

I split time for work between Tokyo and the US, but the attitude of cops is one thing that is profoundly different between the US and Japan. In Japan, there are no public intoxication laws, so shockingly, cops’ jobs are to make sure drunk people are safe.

Polonium-210 strikes again.

If he could learn to take a walk, he’d be almost as good as Gleyber Torres.

Off topic: I decided a few weeks ago to pause my adblocker on the Kinja sites I visit, including Jezebel, because I know the financial situation you all are in and I genuinely want to support you. I enjoy this site, and if dealing with some ads helps keep GMG afloat, that’s fine.

This dude is one brave motherfucker. Forcible oral copulation involves introducing his dick into a hostile environment with many teeth. I don’t care how big and stiff your dinger is, it’s still vulnerable to a bite.

“Sure, you call that one fair.”

If Glover’s wife was the one arrested, why did his mother pose for the mug shot?

Re-read my comment and try again. Poor black people would not be buying new construction. They would be buying homes that have been owned already. So a solar panel system would be retrofitted. Hence, better for rich white folks to take the burden than poor black people.

haha, force you to produce energy with your house, but prohibit you from owning the energy you produce. california...

Because this could utterly suck for some people. I’ve never considered solar for my home because it’s surrounded by 100+ year old oak trees, and the benefit from solar panels on the roof would be minimal.

What it means is that Edison, PGE, etc.. do not need to build any power plants because home owners will be the poor saps paying for the power plants giving them free power.

...and thus the mystery of “Whatever happened to Kevin’s older brother from The Wonder Years?” was solved...

I typically tip food service 15-25% but I get annoyed when the suggested tip on the receipt is based off the post-tax figure and not the pre-taxed subtotal...it doesn’t seem honest to me. I tip valets $5 when there’s no parking fee, but tip $2 when parking is less than $20, and no tip when parking is more than $20. …

These cooler companies seem awfully invested in a controversy that’s gonna result in more people needing replacement coolers.