This is not what I meant when I told that girl I was a Boner Donor

“Look at me! At least I’m not a Trump supporter, like I imagine he maybe, possibly might be. But I’m not sure.”

Christ I remember miles. I managed to collect a few hundred before I lost them and then said fuck it. Thankfully I had my last cigarette 11:55 December 31, 1999. I’m 43 and to this day it is the only NYE resolution I’ve ever kept. 

This is an unbelievable post.

If it’s not a banana then why is this story still up you fucking hack? “Bottle thrown on field” isn’t exactly news. In the future maybe consider changing “Timothy Burke is Deadspin’s Video Director” in your about the author section to “Timothy Burke is a virtue signaling fucking imbecile”

And the big companies are advancing electric car technology because Musk released all of his patents to them to use for free. Sounds like a guy that doesn’t necessarily care if he makes the money himself.

weird

I used to ride hard for TWD and scheduled my Sundays around it. It’s amazing how quickly I forgot it was even on once I decided to drop it.

Cromwellian?

Hawkeye the Marvel character predates MASH, both movie and show, by several years. And Hawkeye (at least in the show, unsure about the movie or novel) is named for the character from James Fenimore Cooper’s adventure novels, the most well-known being Last of the Mohicans which was a movie with Daniel-Day Lewis as…

Just think, if she hadn’t been greedy and taken a $130k payout and an NDA before the election, NONE OF US WOULD BE IN THIS POSITION TODAY. Coulda had a piece of that $10 mil bounty, plus a $2mil book deal, and we all could have avoided President Trash Heap entirely.

“Does Rasheed Wallace look like a bitch to you?”

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

He should sue for recision based on lack of capacity. Taking out a loan at 8% to buy a PSL proves he has no business being involved in any financial transaction.

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

I can only imagine what Mr. and Mrs. Roof must be like if their both of their kids are such trash. Sometimes good parents produce a bad apple through no real fault of their own, but two racist children with violent tendencies don’t happen by accident.

You are forgetting that, unless I’m very mistaken, Musk intends this technology to be deployed on Mars. Where the idea of tunneling everywhere and having all transit underground gives the population protection from radiation and a very inhospitable environment. His projects here are simply to build the tools and…

At least murder is still on the table.