“I don’t believe that small things can grow to affect big things” is the mentality that unravels most large organizations/systems/empires eventually, so at least we’re at par for the course.

So Russia can create a nuclear space missile but they can’t create an automobile with doors that stay attached?

And while the part of the video showing Florida was relatively brief, it wasn’t subtle.

I don’t mean to nitpick, but you have fundamentally misrepresented the results.

Grabowski showed that Waze *predicted* the shortest travel time, but was low an average of 11%. The actual findings support the following statements:

For real travel times (not predicted), Google Maps was fastest. Second fastest Apple.…

If you sort of know where you’re going, you ought to check different routes on Waze, lest it steers you through a thousand contortions to gain one minute out of 100.

If there was 18 incidents of choking in US schools this year they would be pureeing all the food in the cafeteria. But 18 shootings? Just 18 unfortunate isolated incidents we can do nothing about.

Yup. I literally don’t even tend to click on these stories anymore because none of it apparently means anything and there’s no added value to my life in learning more about it.

Who cares...

In his honor let’s all get pass out drunk

This made me laugh even more than that time I got ten tickles.

Samson in the court room

Or just Google “olympic medal count” and this comes up

One part NBC didn’t skimp on? The introduction of the U.S. delegation, which in real life took 62 seconds but which appeared on American television to take more than seven minutes. (They looped parts, which is why you heard the same portion of Psy’s “Gangnam Style” over and over again.)

Are we seeing an uptick in irregular-ass sex to compensate? Or at least regular ass-sex?

Yeah let’s put a bunch of school kids on a new rocket’s test flight.

If you want to see crying employees, go hang out in the teacher’s lounge of a middle school.

Yale doesn’t have a dental school or dental students. It sounds like the dental students were from University of Connecticut and they were attending a workshop at Yale School of Medicine.

If it’s any consolation, Colt McCoy will unseat him in training camp.

Great...because any time you can give away badly needed draft picks for a 33 year old mediocre quarterback, you gotta do it. Godspeed Kirk Cousins...get the hell out of this brutal cesspool that is Dan Snyder’s Redskins.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.