Taco Flavored Doritos and some Frito Lay Bean Dip--the best snacking options of 1978.

Yes, but could a space alien lizard quarterback effectively manage an RPO-based offense while simultaneously battling the Nazis?

They do. The current US bid is coming from Salt Lake City. 

Mountain time zone is still best time zone. Everything is over before 11, but stuff rarely starts before 7. I can’t even begin to fathom how you fools in the East watch games that don’t start until 9:30 pm.

#Golftober

Not at that place it wasn’t. Demery’s. And boy it was a shithole. It made the bar at Mos Eisley look like the spa at the Four Seasons.

The Browns may have a ceiling of “thoroughly mediocre” this year. 5 wins is not at all out of the question.

As a fellow one-time Chicagoan, it’s pretty hard to make the argument any more that you (we) “are used to disappointment”--5 championships in the last 13 years. It’s like listening to current Red Sox fans telling you how “the Red Sox always choke.”

That “chicken” is much more disgusting to me than the lunch meat. From its regular tetrahedral prism shape to the fake “grill marks” conveniently placed on each piece to the big scoop that they use to pick it up, I’d rather have a BMT (if I had to eat Subway) any day. At least you know what you’re getting.

The trade up for Trubisky was stupid, but I’m somewhat on board with this. Think of it this way. A first round pick probably has a 50% chance of being a good player—less than that of being a superstar. By that logic, a proven superstar player is worth something in excess of 2 first round picks. It’s not like the Bears…

I suspect that there’s going to be a large “Legal Settlement Expense” line item in the University of Maryland’s next financial report. Every coach who was there that day should be fired. Several should probably be sued personally. I’d suspect that nothing will happen to Durkin though. If nothing happened to Brian…

It’s not not their job. The police in this country could do with a little more driving drunk people home and a little less riding around in SWAT tanks like they’ve seen on tv.

Yes, I’m sure the Iowa City police (or Coralville) were busy fighting MS-13 or Al Qaeda.

I’m getting close to suggesting “guillotine.”

I’ve got an Arris Surfboard. I’ve had no problems with it, and it was a snap to get running with Comcast. All you have to do is call them with your MAC address.

I’ve got an Arris Surfboard. I’ve had no problems with it, and it was a snap to get running with Comcast. All you…

You don’t want to buy a DOCSIS 3.0 modem. Spend an extra $50 to get DOCSIS 3.1 and “future proof” yourself a little bit.

You don’t want to buy a DOCSIS 3.0 modem. Spend an extra $50 to get DOCSIS 3.1 and “future proof” yourself a little…

While it is $24, it’s a very mediocre speaker (I have one). It’s not even close in sound to my UE (which was quite a bit more expensive). I’d guess that there is some middle ground around $40-$50 where you get much better sound quality, but it’s not 100 bucks.

While it is $24, it’s a very mediocre speaker (I have one). It’s not even close in sound to my UE (which was quite a…

Of all the important topics to be discussing here, I’m pretty sure that people’s names (over which they generally have little control) isn’t one of them. Grow up.

While the NRA are a bunch of fucking dipshits, I’m not familiar with any mass shooting that has been perpetrated by an NRA member. Sure, they make it possible for others to do it, but these particular rednecks aren’t the ones shooting places up.

Yeah, “Trump World.” That’s right. No one would have put up with his shit during the Obama presidency.