But did they use Neuticles®?

You should also read her book “Stiff,” which, paradoxically, is not the one that discusses penis transplantation.

There are still “microbeads.” I believe that they can no longer be plastic, however.

For what it’s worth, the Cubs started the season with their longest road trip (at the beginning of the year) ever this year.

If this were the second-to-last (yes, I know penultimate is a word) season of Game of Thrones I would drop that fucker like a hot potato. Last season was an utter abortion.

LD50 for Adderal for someone as fat as him is about 3 grams (25 mg/kg). That doesn’t seem like that much. But I’d hope he might take 4+ grams just to make sure or chase it with a little Fentanyl.

Yup. I’m officially old as I also immediately thought of M*A*S*H

More ridiculous is that there’s a chance that he could go to prison for a qp of weed. 4 fucking ounces, come on.

This is precisely why women’s basketball generally and the women’s tournament specifically is so uninteresting. There is almost no other sport where the outcome is so predetermined.

Ralph Sampson is spinning in his grave.

I’ve never heard of any pro football or baseball team doing it that way. Is “your team” professional box lacrosse or women’s professional hockey?

I used to have a weed dealer who loved to show me when he fed goldfish to his piranhas. He had some nice saltwater tanks too. He was very chill, although not super reliable.

To be clear he said it was “someone who sold him cocaine,” not necessarily a dealer.

Yea, dur hur. You know about Google, right? And these are all in just the last few years.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of bridge spans that are put up in a single day every year. It may not be the preferred method for smaller spans, but it’s been very common for the past several decades. I’m not sure that your gut feeling is generally correct in this instance.

Mostly it is just the physical condition. Look closely for any cracks in the body or neck or evidence of repairs. Look at the bridge and make sure it’s still attached to the body without any space. If you feel comfortable detuning the guitar, do it and then retune; make sure the tuning parts all look good (no rust)…

Or you could skip Netflix intros using the little button on the screen which Netflix already provides and conveniently labels “Skip Intro”

Mike Huckabee or Jeremy Piven?

The Palestra?

Which brings up the epistemological question of why we believe that Amtrak is more competent than the MTA.