A) It’s a practice swing

Regulation is always awesome. You know what else used to be regulated, the price of airplane flights. Let’s bring that back as well so you can get a snack box on the plane. Hope you enjoy that $1100 flight from LGA to SFO which only departs twice per day. It’s really not that difficult to bring something from home,…

Huh?

Also, I prefer Barf-a-lago to Mar-a-barfo. A little less of a tongue twister.

Hey, let’s not go disparaging the wedge salad. Once in a while a good wedge of iceberg with bacon and bleu cheese hits the spot. No need to go fucking up everything.

I remember being a kid during the cold war

I call BS. There were no nuclear air raid drills by 1993 (when you would have been in 8th grade). The Berlin Wall had been down for four years at that point.

The guy who thinks the “grownups” in the Deadspin comment section are figuring out how to fix the world is accusing me of taking things too seriously. Oh, that is rich.

Yeah, I’m sure all the “grownups” have agreed to do that on Deadspin.

Contractors don’t work for very long when they’re not getting paid. The government would probably have about 90 days to stiff them before work stopped completely.

Yes, no shit. Anyone with a brain should be able to do the basic math. A (mostly) concrete wall 30' high and 2' wide stretching from California to the Gulf of Mexico will take the same amount of concrete as 6 Hoover Dams. Imagine the 2017 price of 6 new Hoover Dams. And that doesn’t even include the other aspects of…

You’re right. To think that I’ve actually been to the Harry S. Truman Historic Site in Independence, MISSOURI.

We can defer to David McCullough on this one.

Berkshire Hathaway says hi: $246,000/share

Is this post from the past, because Twitter’s IPO was 4 years ago.

Harry Truman’s daughter Margaret took on much of the first lady role while Bess stayed mostly back in Kansas.

I bet Miranda Kerr’s breasts feel like bags of sand when you’re touching them.

Yea, that wasn’t the point at all.

It’s the other way around. Hockey bros from the midwest and northeast (and southeast too) are going to say let’s go see our team play a road game, and while we’re there we can do some gambling, coke and hookers as well.