Jim Rome was objectively good in the mid to late 90s when his act was new and funny and he got all of the best guests. Like most people, he only had one act, and people got tired of it after a while. There is no shame for having liked Rome for a bit.

3. Those stupid flat-brimmed hats. His haberdashery drives me crazy.

Totally untrue. Houston is actually a phenomenal, multicultural, liberal city. (I believe it was the first major city with a gay, woman mayor.) The weather does pretty much suck from May to September though. I will grant that.

It would be great to hear it was an accident but we all know that will not be the case

Actually I now like the login screen. The fingerprint recognition is way better than it was on my iPhone 6.

True.

Come on, I’m not a Trump supporter, but there are literally no qualifications required to be Ambassador to the United Nations. Haley will do a fine job.

Based on that picture, they’re saving money by buying the economy sized hair dye to share.

That’s what we did in those days before Roofies and Quaaludes.

This entire blog is dedicated to how cars reflect on people and the image that it projects. It’s not just minivans vs. CUVs.

Riiight. Says the website(s) that tried forever to get people to publish free content for them on Kinja.

Frankly she’s more like a Tauntaun—rode hard and put away wet (and you’d only get inside her if your life depended on it).

Getting a Master’s degree is pretty much an exercise in writing a check at the bursar’s office. It checks out.

To say nothing of the fact that there are tons of restaurants or hotels with public bathrooms on and near Bourbon Street.

Maybe you can’t blame her, but she also shouldn’t keep her job—having violated its most basic tenet. Sometimes when you make a tough choice, there are consequences, and she should (rightfully) be fired for making such a statement publicly.

Mexico’s president, Vicente Fox Quesada

Why would you ever have any confidence in the FBI? It has arguably been the most petty, political, vindictive, poorly-run government organization since its founding. You can dismiss the J Edgar Hoover years out of hand when it was being run as a secret police private character assassination squad. Maybe it did some…

Jesus Mary and Joseph. If I’m the Bulls, I say “Carmelo plus next year’s first rounder for Rondo.”

Bag of plastic hangars: lots of dry cleaners will take all the hangars that you bring them as long as they’re in decent shape.

because the US has no maritime borders