Fantastic. I’m giggling like a fool in my office.

So then I backtrack a little ways towards my original opinion, at least as regards Illinois’ implementation.

Paddle Tennis or GTFO. It’s basically the child of tennis and skiing. Can’t get much whiter.

Well I’ll be damned. Good to know and thank you for clearing that up for me. So to be clear, is it, or is it not a separately charged crime?

Tucker Carlson, “failing upward” personified, which isn’t (always) the same thing as white privilege, since the other prime example is Stephen A. Smith.

Hate crimes are generally stupid at the state level (although I can remain behind it as an aggravating factor in sentencing). They should be reserved as a federal “catch all” for crimes that go unpunished at the state level. Michael Slager (Walter Scott shooter) goes free or some other bias crime goes uncharged, then…

You people know that you can turn that red number badge off, right?

So,

Damn you. Now I have to spend the next couple minutes rubbing my eyes, acting like there’s something in them.

Yep, came here to comment about the whole chicken recipe. Pressure cooking is not the way to cook a whole chicken. Roasting is. You can roast a whole butterflied chicken in a cast iron pot in about the same time that you could make it in a pressure cooker, and it will be infinitely better.

So, worst case scenario?

For some reason, I’ve gotten to the point where my eyes get teary at the dumbest things—Friends episodes, Pitch Perfect, a particularly poignant web commercial. I was never this way before. Point being, I must be a full metal Patrick Bateman at this point. If only my business cards were a little nicer.

That report makes a mistake in considering Austin and San Antonio as completely separate markets from a baseball perspective. I think that you might be able to put a team in one and draw from the other. Besides that, however, there don’t seem to be many good options.

I know. I know....brown, 4wd, manual, station wagon and all.

The fact they went back to relying on SUVs and trucks to save them after all this is bullshit.

Do we really have to keep having this discussion?

That whole take is 180 degrees backwards. You are likely to find autonomous vehicles are much more prevalent in the non-metropolitan areas. The robot can drive my car (or more likely, a truck) across hundreds of miles of interstate highway without ever approaching much of a curve let alone a stop light. The number of…

So, am I supposed to get from this that my time spent creating random number generators in BASIC on a Commodore Pet were nothing but wasted time?

figure out for themselves what they can do to make the world less racist. It. Is. Not. Our. Job.

You can (and people do) ski in tank tops and shorts here in Colorado from about May 1st until the end of June. Sunburn is much more concerning than frostbite. The picture below is not quite as beautiful as the French Alps, however.