If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

So....the ACA can’t force healthy people who don’t need insurance to buy that insurance from private companies anymore than it can force private companies to provide needed insurance to sick people who do need it. Can anyone have predicted this? It’s a stunner. That’s for sure.

“Jussi Rastolainen thought he’d left diving behind after winning Finland’s only gold medal in the Melbourne games. But when a herd of moose gored the entire 2016 Olympic team to death, Jussi couldn’t abandon his country in its tragic time of need. This summer, Max von Sydow is...Finnishing The Dive.”

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He’s right, you know, the timing of the medal ceremonies is the repulsive thing about these olympics. It's certainly not the doping or the bribery or the squandering of resources by a country impeaching its president.

Breasts as sexual objects? Put that on a billboard. Breasts as life-giving milk to a newborn? You should be ashamed, cover that up and get the hell out you monster.

People get really, REALLY annoyed when fans change allegiances, especially to a rival or something like that. And I get it, if you can turn it off, then you really weren’t a fan to begin with.

I've heard a rumor that she's a single mom but she makes it work. Has anyone confirmed this?

After losing 76 pounds in 15 months with more to go, I’m afraid having a flat stomach isn’t going to happen for me without surgery. It might be flatter, but I’m sure there will still be too much loose skin. :(

Is it cool when Hillary does it...

That's a guy who will pull over for a hand painted sign advertising boiled peanuts. Every damn time.

The Venn Diagram of Cowboys fans & Trump Supporters is the same damn circle drawn twice on top of each other.

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

Jellyfish exist to delight and amaze people who are smart enough to bring edibles to the aquarium. Solid animal, B+.

We should send trawlers with nets to round up all the damn jellyfish and then dump them in the Hamptons and on Martha’s Vineyard where they can do some good.

I agree that thinking a seemingly slight uniform change will negatively affect your performance sounds ridiculous - to you, me, and the other millions of people who aren’t professional athletes.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

Sorry, Michael, but 1:38.68 just isn't going to keep your parents together.