Gram Parsons says “been there, done that, 50 years ago.”

Clean Coal is a thing as much as:

You are so pure, I can’t even think about you; my mind can’t comprehend it. I’m glad that I’m nowhere near you, because if I accidentally caught a glimpse I would likely be blinded by your brilliance.

If we’re still counting Putin among the Trump supporters, then mass movement of Poles may be just what he’s looking for.

Right, cause when you’re accused of a crime, you really don’t want your lawyers offending any of the prosecution’s witnesses or generally behaving in any way except the utmost couth. FFS.

As I posted elsewhere, my advice to my kids is to be either smart or funny. Your response is neither; it really wasn’t even worth the calories you expended to type it. Good day.

That is certainly a humorous reply, and so original too.

As I tell my kids, you can be smart or you can be funny, but you can’t be neither. This epitomized “neither.”

As a true Cubs fan, you must know deep down that there is no way this team wins the World Series. It has been too hyped, seemed too foregone, been too easy. I know that they will lose. Probably to the Giants, likely to the Dodgers, certainly to the Rangers/Indians/Redsox/Blue Jays. I am stocking up on brown liquor and…

OK, but I’m not scraping your broken body off of Wacker Drive or dragging your lifeless corpse from the Chicago River after they get swept.

Actually, you can make an easy, nice trip of Indy, Cincinnati and Louisville with a minimum of hassle. I’ve done it, and it’s pretty fun. And that way you don’t have to dive down to the 3rd tier of local attractions. Or if you really like bourbon, you can just stay in and around Louisville/Lexington for a few days.

The next time they fact check will be the first. I don’t understand why there doesn’t seem to be any pride of authorship. From horrible syntax, proliferating typos, stories copied directly from Reddit, and untrue “facts”, it’s pretty embarrassing. Denton didn’t seem to care and neither does Univision. It’s a joke that…

I am a life-long Cubs fan. If you’re not preparing yourself for them to lose to the Giants then you are going to be suicidal in about a week. Plan for the worst with the Cubs, then anything else is gravy.

Shoulda brought a gun, brother. This ain’t intramurals.

Dealer: You have twenty

There is no universal definition for living wage. I just used this one.

Living wage for a single adult in the Boston-Cambridge MSA is determined to be $13. If you’re a single parent, it’s about double that.

The fucking sanctimony is outrageous.

And the number of Harvard students who decline to matriculate because the dining hall workers are getting $30K instead of $35K is...

He/she is a troll who joined Kinja today. Please dismiss.