Frankly, I don’t think that I’ve ever found people anywhere I traveled to be particularly rude. If you have a modicum of a clue (i.e. know something about the city/country/people where you’re traveling) and approach people with respect, you’ll never have a problem. That’s as true in Paris as it is in Mobile.

Zima? Get out of here with that millennial shit. Bartles and Jaymes or nothing.

Ah, my bad. I admittedly quit reading after the Texas analogy.

That rack looks like it was literally “bolted on.”

Someone should have trolled by getting a media credential and then coming in a burka. If she could have had a hidden camera and microphone recording the responses it would have been some A+ level shit.

Didn’t he also get busted reporting a marathon time that he didn’t (or couldn’t have) run?

Honesty isn’t a zero-sum. Just because Trump is exceedingly dishonest doesn’t mean that Hillary can’t also be very dishonest.

picture got Kinjafied.

While I don’t disagree that canned tomatoes are an acceptable substitute (they’re also better than fresh tomatoes in virtually all months except July, August and September), let me introduce you to the food mill. You can skin, grate, seed five pounds of tomatoes in virtually no time.

It’s probably worth pointing out that brokered conventions are really less possible now that we have binding primaries and caucuses in most of the 50 states (Colorado didn’t have a binding Republican election this year). Back before the ‘70s, candidates were chosen exclusively by the delegates who were chosen by the…

Not in 2016 it ain’t.

In the interest of comparing apples to apples, one might at least acknowledge that the Ghostbusters franchise has a little more cultural relevance than either a reboot of Alice in Wonderland or Tarzan.

That’s exactly what we need in this country. More people willing to form opinions about things they, admittedly, know nothing about.

Taken as a group, there are no worse drivers in America than Subaru Forester drivers. If you want to get more specific, then maybe a Forester with a “Coexist” bumper sticker.

It was a black bear. All bears in Colorado are black bears. The jokes should have flown off the page (monitor).

Subaru, Volvo, Toyota Tacoma, Prius

Even Home Shopping Network wouldn’t sell that kind of cheap Midwestern crap.

Right, and Erdogan was really the “continued elections” guy.

What? You don’t think that the state should fund public higher education because they haven’t reported any rapes? That’s fucking nonsensical. Campus sexual assault is a serious problem, but you’re throwing out the baby, her sister, her mother, her father and the bathtub with the bath water.

I drove up it the week before the hill climb (so three or so weeks ago). I’m not particularly squeamish, but there are a few times when you’re going up, there’s no shoulder, and the road is inches away from a several hundred foot drop that you “start to clinch a little bit.” It’s not that bad everywhere, but there are…