He was our archbishop in Denver. He was a shitstain back then too. He moved the parish priest out of our church because the congregation was “too comfortable” with him (whatever in the fuck that means). That priest made no bones about hating Chaput and retired instead of being moved at the end of his career.

Here honey, happy Birthday. They were all out of vacuums and KitchenAids.

Here honey, happy Birthday. They were all out of vacuums and KitchenAids.

The War Machine name might still be a little tainted right now.

Ha. We just passed a law in Colorado that supermarkets can finally sell beer and wine, but to do so they first have to buy out the liquor licenses of all other liquor stores within 1,500 feet of the grocery store. If one nearby store won’t sell their license, then tough titties. No soup for you.

100 bucks says that sign is a “work.” It’s remotely possible that it’s real but much more likely that someone created it for humorous/political effect.

He does a “hell of a job” in the exact same fashion that Brownie did.

Yup. Physician, why don’t you start first with healing thyself?

The real solution would be for the flour makers to irradiate the flour, but the word “radiation” is too scary for Americans who would just rather contract Shiga toxin-producing e. coli infections. Flour was the first food approved for irradiation by the FDA in 1963, but it is not currently available to purchase…

Is it subject to any appeals process?

Yes. Just off the top of my head I can think of two huge country dance halls in Denver, and I don’t like either country music or dancing. I’m not sure that the world-renowned Wanderu put a whole lot of time into pulling this list together.

He followed it up with, “Why don’t you get a job [Spicoli]?”

Paradoxically, we can’t buy real beer (3.2% only) or wine or liquor in supermarkets in Colorado.

There are still many aspects of it that are illegal, and the article doesn’t qualify or quantify the nature of the arrests. You still can’t smoke in public; you can’t sell certain large quantities; you can’t grow more than the permitted amount.

Nope. Still not allowed to smoke in public. If you’re acting like a jackhole and smoking in public, they’ll still give you a ticket for it.

Of course those numbers quoted in the Washington Post aren’t normalized by percent who use marijuana regularly. From what I can tell from the Colorado Dept. of Public Health surveys, black adults are roughly 40% more likely to have used weed recently than white adults (14% versus 20%), so that accounts for a large…

Norway has the population of Alabama and the world’s 4th largest oil reserves. Including them in any comparison is apples and chipmunks.

I don’t think that it’s quite as simple as you seem to be making it out to be. There is clearly some degree of bias, but it’s probably not as great as the 50% increase number makes it out to be. The key statistic is probably not the percentage of kids who have tried or use marijuana, but the percentage who use it…

I don’t care much for Hillary, but she’s going to win by a yuuuuge electoral margin. Her campaign won’t be complacent. Democratic voters won’t be complacent. She will get a large majority of independent voters, and Gary Johnson will also siphon off a meaningful number of Trump voters. Many registered Republicans won’t…

Doesn’t clarified butter solidify at refrigerator temperatures? If so, it might not work. My assumption is that the oil clarification works because it remains a viscous liquid even when refrigerated, so you can just pour it off the solidified gelatin.

That’s what we call a Tuesday in the summer here in Colorado. I believe that I read somewhere recently that the Denver area gets more hail than anywhere else in the world. I always thought that “baseball sized hail” was mostly bullshit until two years ago when it ruined both our cars and punched out the windshields on…