You will have only kangaroo bacon and emu eggs. And like it.

Nicole is smoking hot, although she could use a sammich or two.

But I’m sure that another Jack the Ripper reboot with plenty of vivisection would fly through the media and parliament without a mention. To be honest, I even find myself doing it with my own kids, and I wish to hell I didn’t. Why are we so willing to accept a graphic depiction of 3 bullets to the brain with a Glock,…

But I think we do know the theoretical maximum:

Right, because when people are in a physical fight, one will often disengage and then immediately go plop himself/herself down on the couch. Maybe it’s remotely possible, but if we’re dealing with the probable, that doesn’t strike me as entirely very likely.

No we can’t. She’s a “journalism professional.” Can we not assume that there’s someone at Gawker who understands that apostrophe S is not plural? Hire a fucking editor; edit your own story, but FFS.

There is no noticeable taste using regular briquettes (i.e. not something like MatchLight). I agree, however, on using a chimney instead of petroleum charcoal starter.

Yeah, that’s just what Gawker needs right now—to publish some unsubstantiated rumors about 1980s sexual abuse.

If you truly believe in limited government, it has to apply to the military also. The military the largest abuser of government power and lacks fiscal oversight in the exact same way as other cabinet departments which tends to get Republicans so wrapped around the axle.

You want old? I remember the band they were in (except Manson) before Garbage

You don’t really expect the estimable Roberto Finger to bother with even a modicum of investigation into an article, do you?

I don’t get all this love for Kaufmann. It’s a nice-enough stadium, but it’s just barely in the top ten of best ballparks. And the location has been terrible for all of those 43 years.

I went to Turner Field for the first time last year. I was surprised by how much of a dump it was for something only 20 years old.

Thanks for being the guy who explains the joke that didn’t need explaining (to say nothing of doing it twice).

Agreed, I’d bet 80% of the country has no problem with an abortion ban after 19 weeks as long as it’s freely available prior to that and includes the standard exceptions for rape, incest, LOM, etc.

To say nothing of the fact that the cost of the French Laundry isn’t exactly a secret. When York proposed it, it would have been pretty easy to say, “I’m a newspaper reporter in San Jose, $700 per person isn’t exactly in my budget.”

We’re trying

Bad news. It’s real. Although not at EDC this week.

Thanks for flying Spirit. That will be $6.

That face appears to be about mid-way on the continuum between “original Kim Kardashian” and Jocelyn Wildenstein.