Pascal seems to mirror Timothy Olyphant, in that he’s a huge goof that nevertheless plays a lot of fairly serious characters, nearly to the point of typecasting. Both of them are probably funnier than most currently working comic actors.

I’ve been following Marx’s twitter feed ever since this delicious gem:  

4th Gear:

“I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

I suspect the one thing that will make Rand Paul furious is referencing his neighbor beating the shit out of him.

I’m confident 5th Gear is like a quarter of the story, because it makes no sense this way.

I feel like this advice is tailor-made for our man David. It would be the perfect cap on this story if it turned out that all that was wrong with one of David’s shitmobiles was that he lacked the nerve to just drive it.

The infinity was also stolen. 5 men break into occupied home and attempt to steal car. They deserve to be chased down IMO. The alternative is vigilante justice. If the police won't chase them,I sure as shit will. And I won't be as friendly when I catch them. 

Yes, the police are at fault here.

I’m amused by the thought that his space company is going to fall further and further behind Musk’s because he’s too busy turning into Larry Ellison.

Cool. A camper with its own murder dungeon.

They should be easy to track.  Just look for a group of four people that flew from Aruba to Jamaica to Bermuda and then the Bahamas.

The trick is to expedite your exit from the dealership and then drive at a reasonable rate on the road so you don’t get pulled over on the hot bike

Not to worry. The bikes, being H-D, broke down within 5 kilometers and will be recovered as soon as someone locates a derrick powerful enough to pick them up.

If an i3 owner thinks this is bad that really puts this monstrosity into perspective.

Everyone: man, the M4 is ugly. How could it get any worse?

what pays the bills here? Tesla hate and mainline auto puff jobs.

I mean, exhaust highlight stripes when there’s no exhaust, and massive grill when there’s no engine.

Nothing shows how behind BMW is than their design language, really their only distinct selling point in the horsepower wars, is woefully unprepared for…

Uhm... WTF?! This monstrosity was already released onto the unsuspecting and undeserving public a while ago?! Torch (IIRC) already torched the horrible design and BMW already tried to justify themselves why this fugly blob (and all other new Bucktooth Beaver Bimmers) are so fucking fugly.

... The person who covers movies for Jezebel frequently has never seen Fight Club before? Despite one's opinion on it, it's kind of an important film regardless considering it's impact on cinema. This explains a lot. 

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”