I feel like Kate McKinnon is always basically the same character, but then many of the big, male stars were always the same character too (Sandler, Farley, Hader), and people don’t really seem to hold that against them.

I am 50 years old. I’ve never had a car that came anywhere near 50,000 miles. I don’t think I’ve ever had a car that made 25,000.

Good one. How many timing belt replacements and transfer case services were on there? Because I know that my high mileage cars have had some of those.

My Meyer lemon tree gives me at least a dozen lemons indoors in Denver during the winter. I’d highly recommend. 

Yes. If you’re so confident that a recession is coming that you are going to “time” buying a car, then you should take all that money that you were going to use to buy a car and start selling equities short. Start with oil companies. Then move on to construction and transportation. Buy some puts on the Hang Seng and…

Disagree. Two different things. You’re right about the not drinking—people generally feel weird about their own decisions regarding alcohol and so project that onto others. As far as vegans go, people just generally don’t like the hassle of being around people who are often hypocritical, condescending pricks. If they…

I got my Colorado license in 2015. It is Real ID compliant. I’m confused why it’s been so hard for all these other states.

The advantage is scientifically proven. It’s a fact, not a supposition. If a trans woman hasn’t been on HRT for a significant time, she has a meaningful biological advantage. It’s why these CT runners have such an obvious advantage, but it’s the same reason that Serena Williams loses in straight sets to the…

She has no chance. The slowest olympic team qualifying time is 2:30. There are three dozen+ women who can run between 2:30 and 2:45. It’s a huge difference.

Because he’s not cynically proposing to eliminate all student loan debt?

To be fair, Barstool (as far as I know) hasn’t been in the habit of outing people and publishing sex tapes. The idea that the shuttering of Deadspin was some great loss is absurd. 

I’m an independent (former Republican). I’ll sooner eat my own fingers than vote for Trump. I used to think that I wouldn’t pull the lever for Bernie, but fuck that; I’m Bernie all the way if it’s between him and Trump. Here Bernie, take my filthy money and let me knock on doors for you if it means no more Trump. I…

Right, because none of them voted for Obama.

Using your area code you can always give out 555-1212, but that does seem a little fakish right from the start.

The perfect has been the enemy of the good here in the Democratic Party for just about 40 years now.

I don’t know how that works. Better ask President Hillary Clinton.

Do you mean as opposed to Bernie who was the mayor of a small town with racial issues, or do you mean as opposed to Bernie who has done almost literally nothing in the Senate during the last 13 years? Or do you mean Bernie who doesn’t have a single plan that could actually be enacted if he were elected?

So why is Klobuchar able to double her vote totals in Warren’s neighboring state where she spent a lot of time and money? That’s an interesting definition of misogyny. Or perhaps the issue is that Elizabeth Warren has a big truth-telling and hypocrisy problem that people just don’t care for.

Every food has bug eggs and insect parts. They’re not just for breakfast anymore!