That’s cute that you think young “Democrats” are responsible for this nonsense. Loving all the Kamala post mortems today when all you did was shit on her.

Harris also wrote and tried to pass a law making it illegal to keep a gun in one’s own home for self-protection. That wouldn’t have resonated well with all of the millions of Americans who legally own firearms. Further, she slept her way to the top, so to speak, by virtue of her relationship with longtime California…

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

BITCH BITCH BITCH

I don’t understand why the barista union did not circle the wagons, and insist that this was an unconscionable attack on the wholesome people to serve us caffeine? Sure she should get desk duty for a few weeks, you know keep her away from the machine, and then when the hubbub died down we can all go back to the way it…

Why are cops the biggest triggered snowflake crybabies on earth?

Can you think of another profession where those attracted to it are so colossally untrustworthy and so known for dishonesty, we have to put fucking cameras on them just to ensure they’re doing their job and not lying about it?

The winner here is the daughter. Everyone else is either a victim or an asshole.

Somewhere Smollett is cackling away over a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

As you get older, you’ll find “peace of mind” and “efficient use of your time” to have a much higher dollar value than you clearly believe they do now.

I’m going to put the key in the ignition, but just the tip

I promise you that she is not.

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

the workers don’t own the means of production.. so not true socialism... no one is stopping any other company or local from opening and running a competing store

It was a robocall.

YOU DON’T LEND YOURSELF TO EVERY OCCASION

“I want to drink four or five beers over the course of the day.”

Are your days 90 minutes long? 

Blind spots won’t matter, as this will only be driven by people with no eyes.

That comes when you can’t locate the rest room afterward.

You can keep your honeycraps and your “jazz” apples. I like my apples like I like my sexual partners: sour, tart, and baked.