Sorry to step on your hypothesis, but Lou Gossett Jr. is Iron Eagle.

It’s because they have to be up to FAA standards, installed and maintained, and there are probably only a few suppliers able to jump through the hoops and therefore charge exorbitant prices. People are acting like you can just strap a tablet to the back of a seat and call it a day. Chat with someone who works in…

If it’s any consolation, that is 100% not a thing that happened.

The name of this play is “Pence Turkey Cease Fire.”

If I pay *before* I receive service, no tip. It’s that simple. Get over it.

The last time a Ray Tip was this devastating, the world lost Steve Irwin.

See, people like you are why I vote further right than my actual ideology would dictate, because I hate nanny-state leftists. When your ilk get into the government, freedom dies.

Totally unrelated, but I feel like it’s worth saying given the Splinter bullshit today, and this is probably one of the most-read articles on the site so I’m saying it here...

The new ads are so aggressive and over-the-top that I’m going out of my way to NOT patronize the companies advertised. I actually used to use…

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Somewhere in Chicago was Joe Maddon engorged on wine yelling at his TV to get Kershaw off the mound so Bellinger could pitch to Soto.

In with the obligatory “feel free to score a run in the final 8 innings of the game” note to the offense.

It was Halloween night, and young Clayton was dressed as Don Drysdale in the 1965 World Series....

I strongly dislike the Dodgers. In fact, I root against them in all circumstances other than if they were to play the Yankees. And in that case, the meteor, obviously. I went to bed hoping to wake up and see that the Nationals made a comeback and won. But man, I can’t help but feel kinda bad here. Yes, Kershaw is a…

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

So that really is a gold digger.

Scherzer last night vs. Dodgers:

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

I know I’ll languish in the greys, but having spent almost half of my adult life in Hong Kong, I need to get it out.