It was tragically unfunny.

too fat to fit in box

Yeah, cause shit is run so well in China. Those concentration camps are the model of efficiency. Eichmann would be so fucking proud.

Especially when they are able to load your reassembled consciousness into the body of a Cylon. 

Come to Colorado. Volvos are every 6th car.

Can’t tell if serious.

FWIW I think the Mercedes E-class wagon still has 3 rows. It’s probably also an option with the Volvo.

Your “pizza” of liberal corruption is clearly a casserole of liberal corruption.

I’m sorry; I’m team “gravy on the side.” Soggy bread is the worst. Even the name, a “wet beef,” makes my stomach queasy.

You fucked up when you didn’t stay at Jumers. It was Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones.

Apparently you’re someone who’s never taken a close look at the “delicacies” offered by Wawa?

Yeah no, but thanks for playing.

A Californian who’s never been to Chico, or Bakersfield, or Fresno....I guess.

Can you not fucking read? It has nothing to do with what is eaten and everything to do with live wild animals being kept in captivity in markets where thousands of people come in contact with them. For fuck’s sake.

We’re not talking about past outbreaks. We’re talking about this particular outbreak of coronavirus (for which bats are the primary host species). And where did I say I was “petrified” of diseases crossing over? Project much? Now go away. 

I’m still confounded by accusations of racism. You seem to be digging in your heels saying that there’s racist intent if anyone suggests that China is a more likely source of these sorts of epidemics because their cultural practices often keep people in closer contact with the hosts of coronavirus than in other…

It’s not that hard to Google. And did you read my comment? It says nothing about the actual eating.

Based on the ignorance of your comment, I’ll refrain from taking any epidemiological advice from you. Clearly you’re a believer that the best defense is a strong offense.

For example, British tabloids dug up old videos of Chinese people eating unusual foods, including bats, implying that such practices are to blame for the virus. There’s no truth to that, but the videos went viral.

Bonus points: Gwyneth Paltrow dies a miserable death in the first few minutes. Even a vaginal egg couldn’t save her.