I feel like you don’t know what “clearly” means.

“clearly” lol

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Teams in tougher divisions can have a worse record than teams in weaker divisions while still both being better and playing better than those teams. There's no perfect solution.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

There are 2,430 MLB games played each season.

The whole article is terrible. Not only does it get VLOOKUP wrong, but it doesn’t really explain how XLOOKUP works. Quite disappointing from someone who’s apparently the “Senior Technology Editor of Lifehacker”.

This is actually a pretty typical "personal issue" in chicago as the weather starts to change... you plan on having some lous salad and just one slice of deep dish... before you know it you have eaten most of the pizza and can’t move for 24 hrs... hang in there fella, you'll get through this one! 

Yes he fell, hit his head, and almost died at the Deadspin awards.

As a latino, how I fucking hate the word Latinx. Add a different vowel if you don’t like the O, but please realize that that X at the end is just linguistic colonialism.

Yeah, that’s not true.

I don’t think you understand Martial Law as compared to quelling some rednecks on a ranch. It comes swiftly and without impunity before any greasy, shit kicking asshole, can put hand to gun. You start things in this country and the hand of god comes down without discretion. This isn’t some 3rd world country where the…

Too bad he prefers managing in the NL because having Ricky Renteria lose his job to Maddon twice would be amusing.

Rays vs. Nationals. Former Expos vs. Future Expos.

Wow. That’s just petty af

Just glad to see Kushner is making all that peace in the Middle East happen. Is anyone else tired of all the winning?!

You might want to add a note to the Cleveland entry in your playoff rooting guide that Cleveland will not, in fact, be playing in the postseason.

Look, just once I want the Brewers and Astros to meet in the World Series so we can have the “Swapped Series”.  Is that so wrong?

So we speak today on behalf of the Not-Quite-Great Eight

Sounds like Lionel Hutz is not a lawyer parody but a lawyer aspiration.