My first time in New Orleans, we were staying with a friend of a friend that none of us had met before. We got there at 3 am, he got us high and asked if we wanted to go to an abandoned Civil War-era fort in the post-Katrina 9th Ward. We said yes, because we’re dumb. When we got there he told us that we’re actually…

Aunt Becky is putting up a fight.  The Feds don’t like it when you fight.  She’s getting at least 8 months.

Yet another MMA-related head injury. 

Cannon in D?  Naw...Cannon if Ref major

While most people hope and dream of impeachment, I’m looking for cerebral arteries to start getting tight.

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study.

Never tweet --> Lather --> Rinse --> Repeat

I need movie reviews these days to answer one question: Is this movie better to mostly ignore while I watch it on the iPad in the kitchen, or better to fall asleep to while I “watch” it on the couch after the kids go to bed?

if you really wanted to record the fact that this is the parent that carried and gave birth to the child, ‘gestational parent’ is right there

First they came for Ivanka, and I said nothing, because she seemed like she was still doing OK.

You should know Birmingham is ~65% black and ~35% white and the flight crew is actually based in Texas.

Nope, I just don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff. Same with band members. There’s bands I’ve been listening to for 30 years that I couldn’t name a single member of.

Mark Hamill and Daniel Radcliffe are near the top of my list of actors who achieved extreme stardom at an early age but seem to have coped with it gracefully.

How hard are reusable straws to clean? Drinking anything besides water out of my water bottles (and not rinsing them immediately) eventually will result in some sort of accumulation. I imagine it is also sort of true for straws, and would be hesitant to drink from one of those (esp at a restaurant) without inspecting…

Advancing a narrative that not supporting Warren is because your a sexist, has such little upside and such a potential downside that it is foolhardy to play. 

“Uppity” would indeed be coded language, but I just don’t see “elitist” the same way.

“Y’all” is singular. You need to do “All’y’all” to get plural.

Here are some other gender-neutral pronouns that people might request you use:

I use guys as gender neutral. If someone gets upset, then I know they are a person who is going to be looking for opportunities to be offended and will be generally annoying to be around. It’s a great way to filter out abrasive people.

Here are some other gender-neutral pronouns that people might request you use: