Fuck St. Louis.

Hey! We’re good at something!

Why do you willingly live somewhere you disdain

Ding ding ding. Winner.

Yea, it really is. But I’m used to it as a Cubs fan.

Whatever. Autograph hounds are the scum of the Earth. I have zero issues with this.

Oh my god chill out everyone. The kids a future perennial All-Star.

Theo is a damn genius.

All hail our Lord Theo.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hope he puts Rose in the hall.

Soler is a damn mutant.

Mets are gonna be ok this year, they have great SP.

That looks exactly like a ballsack.

God, Atlanta is in Georgia not Europe you idiots. And Georgia is a STATE not a country. UGH.

Dicks are an integral part of baseball, of course he’s checking up on it.

Dude, he was just making a joke.

So many white people

Your last two sentences are very sad and true.

Tiger Woods is a gigantic asshole.