Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

*cough* grow up

He got ejected from the game, and has had Andy Dalton as his QB for his entire career, so obviously the NFL looked at those two things and issued a punishment of “time served.”

OH NO! SLIGHTLY FEWER SHITTY JOBS!

This reminds me of perhaps one of the best Family Guys clips ever:

- said no one after eating Papa John’s

Or he has the same right as the people protesting, you just don’t like the message.

Most importantly, he loses his 15% off card for Golden Corral.

This is Belichick we’re talking about, so Garoppolo has a terminal illness, right?

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

Her breast was...under siege.

-Kelly LeBrock

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

...

No. No matter what he’s being paid, the answer is always no.

HEY HEY HO HO DICKIE V HAS GOT TO GO!

$10 says the journalist-types are getting shit-canned, and the personality-types will stay, which is exactly the opposite of what ESPN has needed for a decade-plus.

The hypocrisy that this hit is flagrant but the other one is just good hard football is such a fucking joke.

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.