Then he threw a bat at him.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Long story short: I got kicked out of the bar my company had reserved for it’s holiday party for having sex with a co-worker in the bathroom. I am not a smart person.

“Well, what will $100 get me?”

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

The story of a poor exploited worker who has to sell their body for a pittance and a prostitute.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).

Roger Goodell.

All public computers in Boston are a flurry of activity of people racing to inform you that’s not Tom Brady. Luckily, they type slow.