I don’t understand, are books not “tidy” things? They’re rectangular and stack together on shelves, what the fuck? What am I missing here? 

In an article linked by someone upthread, it says he got into a scuffle with the smallest kid in his class back when he was in the military prep school. Shocked.

I had a ex who would take his dick and scrote and manipulate it to look like a hamburger to make me laugh. I was 18 at the time, please don’t judge to harshly.

I used to pull out the lights on the ceramic tree and rearrange them and my mom would yell at me. This was the early 90s, though- I'm not sure what time period those ceramic trees originated.

Yeeeah...his heavy-lidded eyes don’t match his angry voice/words and it gives me anxiety. What an unnerving person. 

It looks bad. Really bad. Confusingly bad. And what’s that mess on the front of the top? It looks like it would be more appropriate for spring, circa 1996. Certainly not Christmas 2018.

I’m uncomfortable. 

That catch me out-of-doors person is still 15? Am I crazy or has she been 15 for about 10 years now?

Galaxy Brain: All Christmas music is objectively terrible, and should be banned.

At least it no longer looks like he rubbed shit on his face. 

You know you guys can like...skip ahead to get to the murder stories part, right? That’s what I do, anyway. I love the show, but I’m not always into listening to the half hour of not-murder chat in the beginning, either. With the live shows especially, the banter can go on even longer with the crowd working them up…

Thanks for sharing! BBQ sauce is what I use, too (Sweet Baby Ray’s). Far superior to ketchup.

Yeah ok but I don’t think it’s weird. Although I rarely give them a peck on the lips after they’re old enough to go to school, but mostly for the fact that I might as well be kissing a petri dish. Some families are more affectionate than others, so what. Why shame them on twitter, ya twat.

I never paid him much mind/don’t know much about him, but he's definitely got some bizarre hang-ups and seems like a pretty miserable jerk. The google says he has a wife and 4 kids too...yikes.

It also reminds me what a shit parent he must have been/still is, in addition to being a staggeringly dumb and cruel person in general.

You’d think they would also be fighting for paid maternity/paternity leave, more welfare benefits, affordable daycare, better access to health services and other things that would help the unplanned babies after they’re born, but nope. They just want to terrorize pregnant women.

Is it the meatloaf recipe on the back of the chicken flavored Stove Top? That’s one of my staple dinners.

Oh please. Easily the best part of Jupiter Ascending. I only take a seat like this now:

The worst president ever + the worst first lady ever. It’s obvious that she very much hates her job. Is “Be Best” even still a thing?

I get it. It’s an internal organ that is expelled via the vagina, and it looks like a nightmare.