Ew, these people give me the creeps like nothing else. I guess the wife should get some sort of recognition for watching every single high-profile member of the GOP thoroughly tongue her husband’s liver-spotted asshole for money. Well, she gets to be disgustingly rich so there’s that. I hate them all.

Lmaoooooo you're terrible I love it

I will never be able to comprehend how anyone with critical thinking skills- or at least a goddamn soul in their body- can come out of this and truly believe that spoiled, overgrown idiot fratboy is the real victim in all of this. I just... will never understand that side, and the cruelty that they’re capable of.

I would break my own bones to avoid Donald Trump, too.

Whatever, Halloween is the best holiday. Christmas and Thanksgiving can suck a big fat one.

And the makeup! She did the makeup on her own, but I helped her with the gold bits cuz they’re temp tatoos. Very Sailor Moon-like.

I wish I had thought to take a picture of her trial run makeup, it was gorgeous. I’ll definitely get more pics tonight. Lots of blues and purples with expert blending, and just with an e.l.f. makeup set. I couldn’t even get lipstick to go on evenly when I was her age. In fact I still can’t manage it. She learned by…

These are my nuggets. My girl is a galaxy (she’s really into makeup and is going to do a whole thing to her lil face with glitter and stars) and my boy is Catboy from PJ Masks. I took these pictures as soon as they got their costumes in the mail, of course they had to try them on immediately.

The Super Mom/Dad costumes are the worst garbage.

No one gives a shit how nicely you were treated, you narcissistic pig. Your presence was an insult to the victims and their grieving families, and if anyone was "nice” to you, it was out of respect for the victims, not out of respect for you. 

What an unbelievably cruel thing to put this poor woman through. I wouldn’t have the strength to go on. My heart aches for her.

Shit like this is why you couldn’t pay me to see a male gyno.

The header photo is giving me some serious Village of the Damned vibes.

She looks greasy af.

There’s a ton of dudes who are taller than you, I’m sure you’ll have plenty of suitors to choose from, now that this famous actor guy is no longer avail.

Shit, I’m only an inch taller than Kelly Whatever who just married The Mountain and I have never felt “delicate” either. ¿¿¿ ???

Oh, totally. I was pretty into it as a young musical theater nerd. It's definitely weird in a fun way.

Neneh Cherry ruuuuuules