Cats is a weird ass musical. This is gonna be weird. Is this a prank? I hope not.

It’s very...I guess, “uniform”? Isn’t it? What weirds me out even more is that usually it goes like: oops pregant, then married. Or married for a while and no kids for a while or ever. Or just oops, pregnant. I never hear about people getting married and then getting pregnant shortly after. Obviously the royals are…

When you see it...

I’m afraid of mascots so yeah. These articles weird me out.

We live in hell.

President Daddy’s Seat-Warmer

We don’t hear Melania speak often- and I can see how it could be easy to feel sorry for her- but damn if she isn’t just as cruel and as ignorant as her grotesque husband.

Option B: If you believe pants are to cover butt and bits. Although a dog has four legs and Option B anthropomorphizes the doge...Option B keeps it much more simplified.

Open your EYES, sheeple. The conspiracy that the government is run by reptilians is REAL. “Yep... that’s me” obviously means “I’m a fucking turtle”. But whatever. Everyone is gonna carry on like it’s a joke because reality is too frightening.

I’m very tired of looking at this picture of a hissing weasel with an 80s haircut.

Etsy has been over-saturated with these ugly things -for however long Etsy has existed- at half this price. 

Etsy has been over-saturated with these ugly things -for however long Etsy has existed- at half this price. 

I’ve seen them irl, in middle/highschool. The receiver often had a misguided sense of pride over it. Everyone else was like "ew".

My favorite Harriet Tubman was portrayed by Aisha Hinds in “Underground”. She gets her own monologue/one-woman-show episode, and it’s excellent.

Obviously he’s been crying because daddy doesn’t love him.

Do the Germans have a word for when you’re extremely horny for a movie? EWW not horny in a sex way, though, duh. I’m not trying to be gross!

I am extremely dubious of sex braggarts. 

Peep the brown eyebrows. They are dyeing their hair. Blue eyes, sure, but the hair color isn’t natural. 

That part upset me on a visceral level. And ...“evacuation thing”. EVACUATION THING.

*adjusts glasses* Well, actuallyyyy....

Her resolve was so strong that she proceeded to become immortal and look fucking fantastic until the end of time, while those who mocked her grow ugly, flabby, and weak. Suck it, you gross dudes.