You’re really going to maintain that you’re not being sexist after using blatantly stereotypical sexist terms to describe the women in your office? Yikes. If you’re not a troll, you must be stupid.

Oh, Fredo is the type to send nothing other than a series of unsolicited dick pics, that somehow manage to become increasingly unflattering in angle, lighting, composition, etc until you are able to convince him to stop, or until something shiny distracts him.

What’s weird is that he honestly thinks he looks good. Like a form of body dysmorphic disorder where he sees a perfect male specimen when he looks in the mirror. But he actually looks like a goddamn joke- dressed up in heterosexual business man drag. Or a clown. Trumpy the Business Clown. He just looks like a grotesque…

Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhkkkk RICH PEOPLE.

Cocaine residue? Maybe it’ll help numb the pain.

Ew. The answer to a question no one asked.

Yes! Finally, a kindred spirit.

A right-wing goon actually plowed their car through a peaceful protest, murdering Heather Heyer and injuring others, but sure. “Both sides”, just like President Dotard said. 

It was cruel to slap the hippo, and incredibly dangerous for two reasons. He could’ve been mauled to death, or worse: sprayed to death with explosive hippo poo. They are seriously foul beasts.

Yeah. When the #metoo stuff came out I realized that nearly every famous actor I’ve admired has turned out to be a horrible person irl. If I had found out about Jackie Chan only a year or so ago I would have been devastated, but now I’m just kind of...numbly disappointed. Throw another one on top of the shit pile.…

I saw this very, verrry early in the morning and thought I was looking at the Queen inspecting the Queen’s Royal Centaur Guard

I’ve been posting on Jez for 10 or so years and never once got out of the grays (or the past equivalents). Yet, I got approved on the Root and Splinter within the first few comments. It baffles.

I had trouble spotting Daddy Issues also. Thought at first that part of the photo was cut off or something. Then I zoomed in and- same as you- the lack of chin/gooberness gave him away.

Speaking as a woman who is sometimes sexually attracted to men... that’s the only scenario I legit can come up with. That it must be blatant propaganda and they didn’t have a choice.

He is not attractive in the face either. And yet, he is something of a sex symbol in Russia.

Why is everyone involved in this shit so staggeringly idiotic?

That Facebook post, though. That was... a lot. The Woo has exceeded maximum capacity.

That’s gotta be so traumatizing. Poor kid.

Someone let the big baby stay up too far past his bed time.

Ewwwww can you imagine looking up and seeing his weird face looking back at you