Explains the mummification effect on the corpse, perhaps.

Does anyone else find this photo as disturbing as I do? It’s in some serious uncanny valley territory- like her face is cortorted in this weird, inhuman expression, while being freakishly, unnaturally symmetrical at the same time. It’s been bothering me all day long!

That photo is freaking me out.

And guilt trips you about giving him blue balls.

At first thought it was a joke and not his actual name, because it was the whitest, WASPy-est name I've ever heard. 

He always looks like he might burst into tears at any moment. I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a human skidmark. 

This show hits waaaaay too close to home sometimes. I was in middle school during the same era, in the same level of the social hierarchy as the main characters, I was extremely awkward in every possible way, and my life was just one embarrassing moment after another. But the show is still really nostalgic, and it’s…

I don’t understand the point of shortening it. It’s not like anyone is gonna think the“A” stands for anything other than “Antebellum”, so nothing has changed. And on top of it, they’re creating a horrible legal situation for a black musician. This whole thing is just gross.

I would gladly donate my liver if I didn’t abuse the hell out of it throughout my late teens-mid 20s.

Just like the Hapsburg jaw.

I have a 7 year old son, and you’re putting my exact thoughts to text. I just put myself right in her place, and it’s nothing short of a nightmare scenario. You don’t have to be a parent to have empathy, of course, but when you hear about stuff like this, it just tears you to pieces on a level that you couldn’t quite i…

Sean Penn is such a twat. Completely incapable of shutting his dumb mouth when he has no idea what he’s talking about. (Watch the El Chapo doc if you really want to hate him.)

Kim’s outfit color reminds me of baby shit.

Please don’t leave us hanging on the butt pillow! I tried Googling "George Washington butt pillow" with no success. Help.

This virus outbreak has scared me, not because of the fact that it’s a pandemic situation, but because of the horrible way people are behaving. Hoarding (perishable!) food and supplies in quantities that they don’t need means that others will go without. And we live in a land of plenty, supposedly. There’s no reason…

Speaking of, does anyone know why she doesn’t show her arms? I heard a rumor that she has full sleeve tattoos.

Why has Lisa Rinna had the same goddamn haircut for 25 years?

Now that I’m almost the same age as the guy was at the time, I couldn’t imagine having a relationship with or having sex with a 21 year old, either (I’m bisexual, FWIW, so guy or girl). I mean, they’re babies to me now, and I have nothing in common with a 21 year old. So it definitely adds to the creepiness factor,…

Wow, you’re absolutely nailed it about being able to recognize the red flags. If there’s one good thing to result from an abusive situation, it’s that you come out of it with a much stronger abusive asshole detector. It’s true that you can’t prevent yourself from being a victim in the future, but having those…

We were couple friends with these neighbors, too! Their kids would even come over and I would help with their homework, my ex would play video games with them, etc. which only made me hate myself for it more. And yes, you and I would definitely come out being the ones who would be blamed in our respective situations…