Oh man, this hits close to home. I was taken advantage of by a man who was 14 years older than me. I was 21, in a physically abusive relationship, isolated, and he was my next door neighbor. He was kind, good-looking, and would listen to me, and one night he pushed himself on me while we were sitting out on my deck. I…

I haven’t seen The Mandalorian, but the internet ruined Baby Yoda for me. Those goddamn chicky nuggy memes, and the ones that are exactly the same as the Minions with “sassy” text that everyone’s mom posts on Facebook. I am completely immune to the charms of Baby Yoda.

Wow this is some next level prudery.

Maaaaaan...how about all pants are terrible and everyone on the planet should burn all the pants

Y’all know that Juul is not the only vape device, right?

Y’all can’t take a piss without getting it all over the toilet seat and then failing to wipe it up afterwards, so please: put the toilet seat up every time. You won’t see me complaining about having to put it back down if the alternative means sitting in your piss spray.

Oooh I’m so triggered right now

Eh, I knew she was shit when she pulled that “btw, Dumbledore was gay the whole time” garbage. 

I definitely understand not wanting to feel put on the spot by forced interaction with the actors. But other than the common thread of that uncomfortable situation, this reads like people with a very specific phobia of the “Cats” makeup/costumes.

I hated milk ever since I was a kid, but what really fucked me up was in the book “Skinny Bitch” (which is actually a terrible book). The part that says that there’s ...pus!!!! ... in milk has burned itself into my brain forever.

Kiss, Aerosmith, and the Eagles being ranked above Boston is giving me the shits.

Yesssssss, thank you. There are a few classic rock bands that I feel like everyone must be claiming to like because it’s unacceptable to have a dissenting opinion or something, and The Who and Pink Floyd are definitely among them.

Next time someone asks if you’re brother and sister, say “yes” and then start furiously making out.

Welcome to Costco's, I love you.

Oh man I thought I imagined this show or possibly retconned myself during a very delirious fever dream, but it was REAL.

Ewwww.... you know, all I could think about watching this video clip was how close he’s leaning in to Epstein, breathing his shit breath right in his face. It’s always people with nasty breath who have to get all up in your face to tell you something. 

I mean, it’s been gif’d quite a bit:

“The Devil Wears Prada" movie. (Dunno if that's a line from the book version.)

After watching some of Leah Remini’s scientology doc, I actually am very scared for her because it’s legit a cult. I know she’s obviously a wealthy successful actress and could maybe leave it easier than us normies. But ffs, no one has seen the current leader’s WIFE in several years, and the circumstances surrounding…

Since his mouth looks like a prolapsed anus, I imagine he smells like shit.