I’ve noticed Bustle popping up often in search results. That’s honestly the only time I’ve read it, and pretty quickly realized their articles are a little... anemic? Had no idea it was run by this doof. Makes sense.

It’s so nice to have a happy news story to read for once- thanks for sharing that!

Seeing what English bulldogs originally looked like vs what they are today is heartbreaking. All because of a Victorian trend of breeding dogs into grotesque caricatures. 

Cool, but whatever happened to the “Saturday” song Gambino performed on SNL, huh? It was overshadowed by “This is America”, but I haven’t forgotten. That would’ve been MY song of the summer, anyway. No need to include the lyrics “summer” or “summertime”. It would’ve been so easy.

“Gasman” could work, in that Trump is full of hot air/looks like an anthropomorphic fart.

That was legit scary. A couple times that jackass got too close to her and could’ve assaulted her. And Officer Useless was just letting it go down.

Calling Steve Bannon “a piece of trash” is practically a compliment.

White people love dogs more than their fellow human beings. Makes me sick. 

Oh nope, twasn’t hard. If anything, I was super lazy about it.

You were able to lose weight, but you couldn’t do anything about your horrible personality. And you were trying to improve yourself, thinking that your appearance was the reason that people didn’t like you. But after all that hard work you come to realize that, still...no one likes you. So now, you vent your…

And now I deeply regret giving you the benefit of the doubt. Ew. 

Yeeeeah uh. You’re getting flamed, and you kinda expected it but like...please understand that although people can be very cruel, and no matter what you look like, someone is going to make you feel insecure/ugly about it. But plus size women have it the absolute hardest.

That part hit close to home. I never cut myself, but I definitely struggled with depression and self-loathing, and thought I must deserve to be treated so poorly. I wish someone had taught me that it wasn’t normal, and that I didn’t have to put up with anyone’s abusive bullshit. I had to learn that one on my own, and…

When we were thinking about selling our house and moving closer to my husband’s work, we were looking at places in a couple different towns.

We were “colonists” when we were invading Indigenous American lands. Not sure if we referred to ourselves with that term, though, or if it’s just the history books. I like “colonizer” better because it implies something negative. Shuri wasn’t exactly using it as a term of endearment.

I, too, was disappointed that “colonizer” was missing.

Men are always going to think they have a say on the abortion rights issue, because men think their opinions are Super Important. Especially when its about something that doesn’t concern them, like women’s reproductive rights. It’s always infuriating, but to be expected.

Shit shit shit.

YIKES. Ok um. So, I’m a girl, right? If such a scenario presents itself, I would be happy to punch a female Nazi. There are plenty of other girls like me who will punch the female Nazis, so the guys don’t have to. Does that sufficiently stop your nonsensical slippery slope? Obvious troll is obvious so whatever.

How did this illiterate goon manage to establish her own business? I imagine that trying to decipher the menu must make you feel like you’re stroking out.