I’ve washed my hands of my fellow white women, but I don’t and probably can’t ever understand why others who aren’t wealthy hetero white men... just ...make this choice. Superhuman cognitive dissonance? No idea.

Debbie Ann would wear the uggo dress to her 20th class reunion to show everyone that she is unapologetically Debbie Ann. 

Not only are the gowns shoddily made, but the big doofy lettering with the big doofy catchphrase is the actual tackiest shit ever. Big words on a gown! Oh wait, better yet: Trump’s Best Words. On every gown!!!

This is so ugly lol

Right? I mean, this shit has me livid! If you don’t think you can handle providing customers with ANY medication you have in stock, that they have a legit script for from a medical professional- and like, I don’t know, gee. You’re simply unable to mind your own business??? Then maybe you chose the wrong career.

I’m wishing for an angry grackle to breach the tree hollow where Jeff Sessions lives, and peck him to death with its razor-sharp beak.

Trump wants to bring the 80s back because he was thriving during that time. 

It’s just ...so nice to see a happy news story for once.

Oh please, wildly out of touch, rich aging white scientology celebrity man, impart yon wisdom unto us. *FARRRRRT*

Yeah. I don’t trust male gynos.

Someone else mentioned Guilfoyle is a year older than Melania too.

He definitely huffs and puffs, his gross sweat dripping on you, getting redder and redder in the face until he’s finally, blessedly done two of the longest minutes of your life later. Rolls over and immediately starts snoring really loud.

Jeez he prettymuch tackled that kid. How hard is it to keep your goddamn hands to yourself. I would press charges.

In this hypothetical situation, the other graduates worked just as hard or harder than you did and also spent thousands of dollars on their education. So I’m sure you can sit all stoic-like and be proud of your major accomplishment, and someone else can do a little dance across the stage without it hurting you or…

Did he say “Chinapeople” again in that concession speech?

Another bullshit way for people to draw attention to themselves and feel special for creating a crotch-spawn.

Wow...“icing” was something that every idiot dbag circa 2009 thought was the most hilarious shit ever.

So I’m dying because Hairdrying Chicken Lady tried to defend her recipe by claiming it’s totally not even a white-people-nonsense thing because it’s actually a Chinese method, which.... makes it even more of a white-people-nonsense thing because she appropriated something from another culture and shit all over it.

I just say “mmm”.