Seriously? It’s not so complicated of a process that it calls for a more “accurate” explanation from a medical professional. Your muscles relax when you die, and your shit is released if it’s in your butt. The end. How’s that for a scientific explanation?

I’ve always been fascinated by the processes of birth and death, but Caitlin Doughty got me super interested in mortuary science with her YouTube vids. If I ever make a career change, I want to be a mortician. Or something dead body-related. That sounds weird but you know what I mean.

Yeah, I really enjoyed that show! You’d think it would be lame to watch someone else’s home movies, but I found it to be very endearing and cute.

Probably cuz the horse hates him too.

My chest has been tight all day...this whole damn thing was so fucking stressful and infuriating. It feels like such a massive relief that Jones won.

Are you really gonna troll over some sugar...?

I’ve been a QOTSA fan for a long time too, but there’s been quite a few stories of Josh Homme behaving like an asshole. Never much liked him as a person. Sad to say I’m not really shocked he would kick someone in the face.

I’m just gonna dismiss your comments from now on, troll. I can’t say I’m surprised that you totally lost your cool and just start spewing bigotry.

You’re making me tired. I know exactly what you said. For the millionth time: I’m glad that you spoke up and called out the “lesbians preying on straight girls” trope for the utterly gross bullshit that it is. I agree with you!

Calm down, child.

I literally just told you I was in complete agreement with you, until you went in the “whataboutism” direction and attacked bi women. Just as you got upset when lesbians were attacked with someone else’s harmful comment.

“and the WORST: bi women with boyfriends looking for threesomes.”

Lol. Um... YOU brought bi women into the conversation, in a pretty fucking inflammatory way, by bringing up the threesome thing. I was in agreement with you until that nonsense- which you have to know is a pretty harmful stereotype that hurts bi women. I’m not trying to play the oppression olympics with you so I’m not…

To be fair, most things are bigger than his hands.

Guess you haven’t seen this yet?

So the theories I’ve heard which caused the slurring so far include: one of the innumerable health issues he definitely has manifesting itself (possibly stroking out), fake teeth giving him troubles, and/or he’s drunk/or on a downer of some sort.

I’ve missed you, Rom.

You: “Don’t perpetuate bullshit stereotypes about lesbians! Anyway everyone knows bi women are the WORST because *bullshit stereotype regarding bi women*!”

It is the ONLY way I eat McMuffins after I was told of it.

Same. I embraced my fatness at a young age.