Why do the con artists always talk of “revolution” when peddling their bullshit?

My talented son!

She looks like she would eat the baby if Trump didn’t.

“It’s almost like... people record Christmas albums when they have literally nothing to say and want to get handsomely compensated for doing so.”

What an awesome job you have! Wish I could dress up in gorgeous period garb for a living.

There was one consensual sex scene in The Handmaid’s Tale, that I recall anyway. Most of the “sex” portrayed were fully clothed rape rituals.

I asked my dumb question because your attitude all over the comment section is that of someone who hasn’t struggled a day in their entire life. How about you take some “personal responsibility” and practice some goddamn empathy.

They can all die screaming, honestly.

Have you ever been poor? I don’t think you know what it’s like to be poor.

“All before the punchline, a comically tiny sip that must have delivered an entire tablespoon of liquid to his apparently parched throat.”

Saw the new Thor movie with my husband! Our first date back in the summer of ‘08 was Ironman, so we have a tradition of seeing the Marvel movies in theater. I think we both agree that this was the best one yet.

George Takei is quoted as saying he is “bewildered”. A for effort, though.

Say what you will about Howard Stern, but he sure has a way of getting people to tell some shit about themselves.

Ugh that part really freaked me out. Had no idea people actually drink the shit. Wtf.

That last sentence, though. So true it hurts. I never thought that such successful, intelligent women could fall for a pyramid scheme, but no matter how well we do in our lives- professionally or otherwise- there’s always some bullshit that will make us feel like it’s not enough. It’s infuriating how the MLM scams can…

Very interesting article in the New Yorker. My mom is selling doTerra shit, and got an aromatherapy license and everything. Last time I visited her, she gave me a box full of various concoctions, a diffuser, and a booklet of what oils can be used to treat all sorts of diseases/ailments. I didn’t even realize it was…

I would like for someone to explain to me why Hershey’s milk chocolate smells like actual vomit.

I’m afraid I’ll regret this, but what does “deadfish” mean?

Seriously. What the fuck.

It is strange, especially since it seems to be common enough. I mean, this is a pretty huge thread with people sharing their own sleep paralysis experiences. Everyone knows about night terrors/nightmares, but not so much sleep paralysis.