I couldn’t agree more with the tweet about HBO picking up “Underground” instead. That was such an excellent show, and I was so disappointed when it got cancelled. Dammit, I hope someone picks it up.

Mr. Congemi needs to go back to whatever nasty swamp he crawled out of.

I’m guessing you weren’t in highschool but ~5 years ago, because all these outfits look fairly contemporary to me (off-shoulder, leggings, etc.) and not ...that... bad.

Ughhhh. When I first found out they would be doing a show together, I was afraid she was gonna say the n-word. I was hoping against hope it would not happen, but here we are. And wearing a sari to eat Indian cuisine. Fucking yikes.

He’s basically cupping her tits. *VOMIT*

I’m a southpaw and I’d be happy to oblige.

The first thing I noticed was his smile. This asshole looks pretty pleased with himself.

How can they curse and scream at visitors like that? I shudder to think of what they do to inmates when they treat visitors like they’re the scum of the earth. Cops and COs are actual demons.

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Daaaaang. I wish I had looked that good pregnant. I guess it helps to have a killer bod to begin with.

When I was a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with being a mermaid and my family makes fun of me about it to this day. Once I got a mermaid costume when I was like 6 years old -in which one could walk around in fairly comfortably- but for the sake of realism I insisted on dragging myself across the floor and leaving a…

Money clips are kinda douchey, right? This doesn’t even look like it would be able to hold much more than a few bills without bending it out of shape, so it’s not even a “good” money clip.

Yikes. This does not bode well for Amber. Elon Musk is just a different kind of abusive.

I think the cop that was interrogating him just wrapped a piece of meat in newspaper and told him it was her vagina. The cop seemed like the type to use fucked up interrogation tactics, and they were really grilling him for a confession.

Mine got his ‘stache the moment he became a dad, I’m sure of it. He’s shaved it off less than a handful of times and it was extremely jarring every time.

Your Dadaji is awesome!

WHAT THE FUCK

Her hand is between his legs. *GAG*

My husband feels the same. We’re able to have biological children but I hate being pregnant and would much rather give a child in need a loving home. It makes me so sad that he doesn’t see it that way.