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China needs to send a woman to the moon because the fucking moon belongs to women, dammit. We insult the Goddess by sending UNWORTHY MEN there.

Sorry, I posted it so I will explain. It’s mostly just dark VHS camera footage of wandering the restricted parts of the catacombs, but towards the end panic appears to set in, until finally the camera is dropped and you can see the guy run off into the darkness. There’s no jump scares or anything like that. Although

Maybe they can’t always see it during doggy style... but they can *definitely* see it during 69.

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Anyone seen this before? I think there’s still some debate over whether or not it’s a hoax, but this is supposedly from an old video recorder found in the Paris catacombs.

Ivanka Trump and the Kardashians should totally collaborate on a line. Maybe give it a classy French name, like “Merde Effrontément Volée”?

True, bridge traffic is the worst part and I say that as a PG Co. resident now with my entire family on the Eastern shore. It’s especially bad during the car show and bike week. Any area before the 404/50 intersection can get congested with all the traffic going to OC and Rehoboth.

I grew up on the Eastern Shore and haven’t been to Ocean City in years. But hey, if you can stand to sit through hours of traffic in order to spend a summer weekend on an overcrowded, filthy beach...might as well take your tits out.

Ivanka has had a bit a work done to fix the hereditary Trump features. The physical features, anyway.

Actually the incident happened at highschool graduation, so all my friends kinda went seperate ways after that and I only really stayed in contact with closest friends. And this was right before Myspace came out, so social media wasn’t quite a thing yet either. (He did add me when everyone started using it.) I saw him

Oof. This gave me an awful flashback...

Yessssssss. The first season was so good, heartbreaking, and genuinely funny and I want more!

LOL get well soon.

Is this the first time Maher has publicly said the n-word? Because the ease and casual manner in which he said it suggests that he most likely uses that word often. His bullshit apology makes it sound like it was an accident of some sort, well, white people don’t just slip up and say the n-word “in the moment” unless

“Kellyanne Conway also declined to answer when asked if the President believes climate change is a hoax.”

Ew, now I’m thinking about how unsettling it must be to have sex with Jared. His dead eyes. Just...staring...

It must be nice on whatever planet she’s living on.

That’s so fucking heartless. How is she inserting herself into this when it happened at *her* concert? I heard the poor thing was inconsolable.

Is Jezebel just gonna keep posting article after article, glorifying this person while blatantly ignoring the fact that she is an unapologetic supporter of the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians? I guess none of that matters because yay we’re getting a successful feminist superhero movie!

That may be so, but blind patriotism and jingoism isn’t a good thing... She’s still a public figure that has a lot of potential influence.

“And you’re forgiven!” Oh, fuck off lady. You don’t speak on behalf of the reporter who was assaulted.