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She must love that comfy feeling in the morning when she wakes up and he’s standing at the foot of the bed just staring at her. Also, she likes to tell people that Stephen does this charming thing during meals where he unhinges his jaw to gulp down a live rodent. “Ratachewie, he calls it,” she beams to her friends.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

Wait till you have kids.

It’s funny you used Colorado as an example. It seems so exciting when you cross over into the state from Nebraska, but then you have 3 hours before you see mountains. That John Denver IS full of shit for that 3 hours.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Shut up, tomato.

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

When I was a kid, my ‘summer camp’ was being a ball kid for the Volvo International Tennis Tournament in NH (early 80s). It was an amazing way to spend late-July. Just tons of fun for a preteen kid who loved the game. Volvo was a small tournament in a NH ski town, but the valley would be abuzz and we felt like the

Shut up, tomato.

Shut up, tomato.

+1, 2, 3 and to tha 4

Maybe something happened that makes Bob Kraft think he can just stonewall any news if sexual misconduct in his organization and eventually it'll go away? Can't imagine what, though.

Everyone has their “story,” but whatever. Here:

Currently, I’m living in Spain, and have had to recalibrate myself to surprising levels of racism. Not everyone of course, but to someone from NYC and the Bahamas, it is crudely in-your-face and sadly ubiquitous. Literally, in Barcelona, people considerably poorer than myself flee across the street when I’m carrying ho

I want this game badly. As somebody who is about to celebrate 19 years with my wife (it’s our 50/50 anniversary - 19 y.o. when we met, 19 years together; from here on we’ll have been a couple longer than we were apart) I have long wished more fiction and games would focus on lasting, dedicated relationships rather

“My Emperor,

You are unclothed. Bare as the day you were born. As your naked resplendence is too much for the mortal eye to bear, so mine eyes must turn from your glory, and toward mundanity. I shall walk forever in the shadow of your toadstool, ne’er again to turn my head toward the fires of your Scrotal Sodom, lest

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.