The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I’ll say that when I’m at 100%.

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

The highest draft pick on the Raptors is Kawhi, who was picked 15th. The highest Raptors pick on the team is OG Anunoby who they picked at 23, and is out with an injury. It’s not like they did it with high profile free agents either. Let’s give Masai Ujiri credit on building this team. He did it through smart trades,…

The real question is how management can get Jose Canseco to leave the club.

I know dick about tennis so I’m just gonna say this:

It used to be the all too obvious misleading click bait headlines that bothered me, but these are much worse.

You’re completely and utterly missing the point. The rarity or frequency of school shootings isn’t the fucking point. The training or eagerness of the teachers to accept the guns isn’t the point. Giving guns to teachers—whether they have training or not—simply opens a fucking Pandora’s Box of new potential tragedies.…

Look, I’m as much an AOC stan as the next person, but reading the article, I find this headline about as believable as YouTube videos entitled: “Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson/any other conservative douchebag DESTROYS SJW’s”

There was a time when I mocked the sort of person who’d use payday loan services. I figured any goober who’d read the “Borrow $200, Pay Back $203!” sign and not understand that the implicit caveat in that advertisement was, “Assuming you pay your loan back the same day you took it out,” was probably a mark who was…

Have some patience, ffs. 

I had no idea that’s what he looked like. I now have this amalgam called Rick Scott Adams in my mind.

They actually were shouting DE-FENCE! DE-FENCE! 

I think they should play basketball championships more like chess and lock the teams in separate sound-proof booths to really get an accurate sense of their respective skill. Ultimately, basketball is a game played in the mind.

I’m sure the Games 3 & 4 crowds at Oracle will be quiet and respectful.

Can we stop ever making posts like this with no headline link? It’s really aggravating.

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said “Fucking is one thing I do know;
now the ladies are fine
and the sheep are divine
but the llama is numero uno”

Not a real dog.

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.