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I still have two and a crapload of games, original boxes, and even the gun. When he was still living, my dad - for being a 2 tour Vietnam vet born in ‘44 - was shockingly tech-savvy. We tracked hurricanes on a Kaypro PC and he taught ME to use a computer. He bought a Toronado Trofeo because he loved the digi dash and

This doesn’t strike me as him being selfish, but rather beyond frustrated and hopeless. He WAS there for her. For 2 years he stood with her and tried to make the charges stick. He worked with the system and the system ignored his daughter. It went so far that the school basically accused her of making it up

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

+6/24 shooting

knew it, she was in another castle.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

The Patriots’ next slot receiver.

This is just dumb. Loved your website/ blog, whatever in the fuck you want to call it...I don’t care, I’m middle-aged now and the world is passing me by and the correct terminology is going with it. But, goddamn it, Deadspin was my sanctuary from when the day was shitting on my leg with great aplomb. And just like

Stick to sporting breeds!

Please, more posts of Good Dogs.

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even

That’s just sad. A wonderful creation just surrounded by crap. I mean, imagine trying to navigate, only to be accosted by this giant pile of garbage that you have to try to wade through.  It probably just piled up automatically.

How’d he do that? Did he give him another $98MM contract?

I mean, the argument that, “You’re playing like crap and might lose your starting job because you’re injured, but we don’t think you should have surgery to fix the injury,” is not what I would call a *strong* argument, but it is definitely an argument I can see a team as dysfunctionally moronic as the Jets making.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

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The sousaphone and baritone sax beg to differ:

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

“Hopefully the wagon had good insurance.”