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You know what I would find absolutely fascinating? A documentary film about the rise and fall of video game arcades in America. That this doesn’t seem to exist is a glaring hole in our culture. 

Rife’s fear conducting this interview is almost palpable. I think I was a little afraid reading it.

I read this to the tune of Nirvana’s “All Apologies.”

I don’t think Nurkic meant anything by the t-shirt, it’s actually just a Jim Carroll Band t-shirt customized for each tour stop, and he happened to attend the Sarajevo show.

I'm unreasonably annoyed that your capital "b" isn't capitalized.

No, because calling it progressive, or ahead of the curve, for doing a minor thing that’s to largely benefit the recreational culture we have here, while basically fucking over the vulnerable population and exacerbating one of our biggest issues, is shitty form.

If I donate $5 to the Humane Society and kick a dog in

Jesus Christ, I love it. My breathing is shallow, my lips engorged. My nips are at DefCon 2 right now.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a

“This writing is a bit sloppy - do you think this will do well?”

I mean, how on brand is it for the Kings to have the opportunity to go with a 1 and end up with a 9 (and a protected first round pick 2 years from now.)

It’s absolutely Chandler-esque.

Gross attendance is a terrible metric for league popularity. Average attendance relative to capacity would be a better mark, but that would actually be a bit unfair to MLB, given that they play more often and have midweek day games.

I guess you missed the one from Wells Fargo twitter:

Honestly the correct word is "soda" and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me. 

I am waiting for Tlaib’s mea culpa and I will not be satisfied until I have it

Due to the big brioche’s versatility, their pick-and-roll...

I’m a joker
I’m an ochre
I’m a big briocher

Like an Alana Turing Test?

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

As others have said, it happens in all sorts of activities/groups, not just sports teams. In high school I was really involved in our Radio/TV program. I think I was Assistant Director of the station by my senior year, or some such title. The Director was a kid who I had been "friends" with since 3rd grade, but he was