They have to maximize every opportunity now that luck isn't on their side.

The unsportsmanlike thing is the Colts accepting the penalty.

They have to throw the flag, but the Colts don’t have to be big enough dicks to accept it.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

I get that the officials look super harsh and lame here, but the decision to throw or not throw the flag isn’t really up to them. The rule isn’t “no helmet removal except when you’re really upset about something.”

Any “here is a new security hole” article should be required to list what the attack vector is. Is it a malformed video file that triggers the memory overflow? Some internal web server that VLC runs in the background that you need access to the user’s LAN to be able to attack? (Hint: it’s a malformed video file)

Israel took it when Syria and a few other countries tried to exterminate them.

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

This article has now confirmed it for me. I may be biologically 25 years old (and a father of 1) but I am already a middle-aged dad. I appreciate all the above things, wear Asics, have all the aforementioned polo shirts, imbibe in anti-acids, hate when kids are wild and noisy, appreciate quiet time and doing household…

I really need to stop spending money on stupid shit and Shep McAllister is not helping.

I really need to stop spending money on stupid shit and Shep McAllister is not helping.

Why is the title “Black Navy...” Why can’t it just say “Navy Sailor...” ???

Keep Manziel far away from Mayfield.

Dear Baker,

Agreed. It’s mind blowing how someone can forget their kid. It’s not like we’re talking about forgetting your wallet, or even a bag of groceries, but your kid. I’ve never been close to forgetting my son anywhere, let alone in a car.

Cellphone, workout clothes, lunch ( disposable tupperware to the rescue), glasses, bottled water.

Wow, what a good tip! Don’t be stupid, that’ll save a lot of lives!

Is this supposed to be on the Onion? 

How about DO NOT BE A SHITTY PARENT?

“That reminds me, what ever happened to Wes Welker?”

Slowpoke Rodriguez!!