Since it is also secreted while we are eating and it contains enzymes that break down food, isn't human saliva considered a digestive juice?

I'm going to whisper this question and make pointed eye contact next time I'm giving a BJ.

...as long as they know their place.

I think you're spot on here. Also, why the hell are you in the grey?

things are slowly returning to when in it's "golden age" Hollywood has its studio system and I can't say I like it tbh.

He also got a fantastic performance out of Zac Efron in The Paperboy. I actually think that Efron is slightly underrated and has a lot of potential, but that was easily his best role by far.

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

-mo'nique has always been verrrry blunt and outspoken so I don't know what they were expecting. They should have known she wouldn't be up for any bullshit in the first place. It's like one of the most notable qualities of her personality.

I graduated from J-school back in 2007 and was lucky enough to land an editor position in the sports dept. of a big national chain - the first female they'd hired in sports. In 2008.

So why are men running the show?

As a working journalist at a daily newspaper where men handily outnumber women:

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

My aunt and uncle - who I have thankfully cut out of my life about 3 years ago, when I was 27 - CONSTANTLY brought up the fact that, when I was in 3rd grade, they gave me their old checks to play with. Said checks were useless, as they had closed the account and thought the absolute best thing to do with them was to…

Except so much of the abuse endured from a narcissist is that your voice is stomped out. You are silenced repeatedly, because their word is always the most important. It is healing and therapeutic to reclaim your voice, and at first, it can be raw and abrasive. Because of course it is— they haven't had the privilege…

Because of Gilda's death though, there has been a greater push to understand ovarian cancer and its genetic components, as well as better screening for it especially among women with Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. Her death was an absolute tragedy and I so wish she could have been there last night to celebrate the show…

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Sometimes I wonder where I've been/Who I am, do I fit in/Make believing is hard alone/Out here on my own. One of my favourite songs in the world. RIP.

Once you beat someone senseless with DUMBELLS IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN you should have no rights to those children or any of their family members ever.

I love the little droopy left ball.

I find dick pics mildly interesting regardless, but they're definitely way better if you can see their face.

That I'm not just a dog on the Internet.