I unabashedly love Facebook. My parents had jobs that took them all over the world when I was growing up, so by the time I graduated from high school I had lived in 6 countries and gone to 11 different schools. Add to that college, law school, and moving around after that - people all over the US and the world, from…

WhatEVER. God, you're, like, SO old.

I just tried to imagine waking up and seeing this first thing in the morning and I blacked out for 20 seconds

Despite what I sometimes imply about my mom, she's pretty chill on the landing a man front. She wants grandkids, though; every now and then she'll get drunk and whine about that. My dad was even worse on that end. He was always like, "Never get married; marriage is a bullshit soul-detroying institution for suckers.…

I've heard stories about Dave Chappelle, and the only things I've ever heard are that he is a super funny, down to earth guy. LOVE it.

No, it stars Timothy Olyphant. (Who, in my opinion, is just as hot.) Maybe you're thinking of Leverage? (Which is in my queue on Netflix.) If you have Amazon Prime, 5 seasons of Justified are available to watch. The 6th and final season is currently airing on FX.

This is the best story I got:

Are there pictures of hottie Almanzo (fittingly referred to as Manly)?

Oooh fun... I have a couple. My husband has good stories, too, because he works in music, but I won't steal any of his. Mine include:

What if one is a preschool teacher and spends 8 plus hours interacting with small children, keeping one's energy up for the entire time, making learning FUN, reading and singing and playing and clapping and crafting and (expelling perhaps the most energy of all) not losing one's patience? Why, then binge watching is a …

But binge watching is better because you don't have to wait for a week.

They filmed the courthouse scene of People vs Larry Flynt in the town I lived in. I was working at the best restaurant in town and my co worker is a descendent of William Faulkner. Woody is a huge Faulkner fan and wanted to hang out with her so we got to chill with him after closing. Also, same night, Courtney walks…

You made good on your promise. Everything I read about him makes him sound like he was just delightful, and this just added to my respect for him.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

I absolutely devoured the Little House books as a kid. I learned how to make cheese, churn butter, make maple syrup, cut and curl my bangs, out-class the neighborhood rich girl and get the man just by reading these books. Oh, and unlike Mary Ingalls, I know exactly how large a bear's drumstick is.