Sounds like you had some bad luck that day. I can’t blame the rental company for declining to rent you another one.

Gee whizz, you must be the life of the party.

I didn’t pay the towing surcharge on the Ram 3500 I rented from Enterprise. I towed with it.

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

I will say this much—I am annoyed at whoever smoked in it.

I really want to spend 4 hours inside of a Walmart buying a car.

I think it needs one of these bad boys on the roof.

I think these are cool and I want a “covert” detective model one day with the big cheese-grater-like wheels. Then I’m definitely going to be “that guy” who “pulls over” the “Corvettes” at Cars & Coffee. Try and stop me.

Looking at the list and everything, I have to conclude that this guy is a troll. Look at how specific much of it is, he clearly knows enough about cars to find what he’s looking for, but he’d rather be 12 and waste people’s time because he’s clearly the coolest guy around.

Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.

Read the article.

Free restoration for an idiot who drove in high water.