My dog pooped all over the back seat of a 2014 Ford Fusion. I only had 10 mins to clean it up. Thank god for leather seats!

I hate the smoke smell in rental cars. It’s so rude to do to other people. Most rental cars I get are either new or are going to auction after I return them. If they are going to auction I beat them for the 1 day I have them.

I asked to a test drive a 2016 Kia Optima SXL Turbo. The Salesman gave me a 2016 Kia Optima LX to test drive. He told me there was no Engine difference. What a Dumbass.

Getting braked checked is a joke nowadays because people like me have Auto braking in their cars. Someone tried brake checking me and my car stopped itself.