Only been a year since he’s lost his virginity, and the man’s already eatin ass. He’s a quick learner

Nah, I see the Bulls picking “Stretch” 4 Who Can’t Actually Shoot From Outside in the first round.

With the 15th pick in the NBA Draft the Chicago Bulls select Flurb McCutcheon, Undersized Shooting Guard from Definitely Not A Power Conference University.

Excited for the Bulls to finish 7th or 8th in the east, lose in the first round of the playoffs and get a shitty pick in draft in the 11-15 spot, and lastly, not fire Foreman and/or Paxson.

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

They already tried something different when they fired their most successful coach since Bill Walsh and replaced him with a hobo and noted Yes man. That worked out as well as expected.

If Dave Kingman had significantly more power, had a batting average 40 points higher, drew another 60 walks a year, and had half again as much playing time as he actually did, he’d be an easy Hall of Famer, just like Thome.

How can you KNOW anyone was clean? By that standard, no one ever gets in again. Even if you’re against PED guys getting in, Palmeiro failed a PED test. Thome did not. In.

I would never wish this on anyone. However, that’s not going to stop me from giving my Raiders fan brother a hard time about it.

Remember when Raiders fans drank all the booze on that Southwest flight to KC? I’m thinking it’ll be a similar situation at liquor stores in Oakland tonight.

Raiders fans are like Simba finding Mufasa lifeless.

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

He’s going to say Kellyanne Conway was the candidate.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

In a related story, former Florida QB Tim Tebow is being investigated for a possible sexual assault by immaculate conception.

“But those failures don’t come down on the troops.”

If U.S. businessmen weren’t supporting the Nazis, their probably would have never been a war.

Yeah, but had the European powers not had such a huge hard on for sending young kids into the meat grinder in 1914, that Austrian corporal would have been just some other mouth breathing asshole with a portfolio of shitty paintings on the streets of Vienna.